She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just found puke in my bra..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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