I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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