There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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