I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize