I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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