handjob tips. give me some.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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