Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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