Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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