Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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