If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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