Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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