yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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