he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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