I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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