At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on