this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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