I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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I understand Curling. That high.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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