I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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