Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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