I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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