She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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