Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize