just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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