Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I bet he comes in French.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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