Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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