ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
