Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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