yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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