I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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