Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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