but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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