i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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