I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
