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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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