y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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