And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Im part way to drunk.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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