i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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