Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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