I bet he comes in French.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
