I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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