just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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