dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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