You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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