So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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