so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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