sorry about calling you the devil all night.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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