oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
