and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
