I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I need a beard to bite.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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