ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
