hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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