I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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