i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
