We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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