I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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