i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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